The +61-411-111-111 phone number is for use by authorized persons only. If you are not authorized to use the number then you are also not authorized to know the name of the department holding the number.

If you are not an authorized caller then your communications will normally be ignored. Occasionally we may choose to taunt you, ridicule you or waste your time & money by putting you on hold for extended periods.

Please note that this number is used for urgent matters. If there is no free line or the department is dealing with an urgent matter then we will not be able to spend time entertaining ourselves at your expense. Please do something else idiotic while we are unavailable.

While this web site may be viewed as light-hearted ridicule of idiots it should be noted that the officers are authorized to seek compensation for wasted resources & are authorized to initiate litigation if appropriate.

This site is maintained by officers of the department as a stress release between urgent matters. The site exists with the knowledge & approval of the department but is funded privately by officers. The content of the web site does not reflect official policy of the department.

Authentication

Calls from unregistered numbers will not be answered. Authorised callers using such a number should provide their name & organisation. 

JAFL

Occasionally, this number may receive an invalid SMS that triggers what we refer to as a "JAFL" response. This is meant to be a sharp, alerting response to advise the recipient that they have relied upon information provided by a dishonest third party. JAFL recipients need to exercise additional caution in financial dealings with such a dishonest third party.