Bookings & Reservations

Your restaurant reservation has been canceled? You should not have lied to the online booking. We really get a kick out of cancelling as many as possible.

We cancelled your NBN installation.

We cancelled your CODID-19 jab.

We cancelled your dental appontment.

We cancelled your dog grooming.

Virgin Australia Flight

Your Melbourne to Sydney flight will now take 3 days, via Launceston.

Work and Flat Rental Reference

We give honest references: We don't know you & someone lied about their phone number so your reference reads that either you or your referee is a liar.